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L'etat c'est moi.
-- Louis XIV
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Stewie: Up! Stewie wants to go uppie! Mmm, mama's skin's so soft...
Lois: Oh, aren't you affectionate tonight. Well,let me give you a kiss...
Stewie: Another! Another! Mama has candy kisses!
Brian: All right, that's enough! [laves the table in disgust]
Lois: Stewie... did you unhook mommy's bra?
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Everyone wants results, but no one is willing to do what it takes to get them.
-- Dirty Harry
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Human female: "All in all. This is one day that mitten the kitten will not
soon forget."
Morbo: "Kittens give Morbo gas. In later news the city of New New
York is doomed. Blame rests with known human professor Hubert
Farnsworth and his tiny inferior brain."
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Hors d'oeuvres -- a ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
-- Jack Benny
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