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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
127.6 hrs on record (123.4 hrs at review time)
I can't believe this is going to be the first game I've actually finished playing in 5 years
Posted 2 December, 2024.
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0.9 hrs on record
i finally get to be a super kiwi
Posted 31 December, 2023.
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18.8 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game gives just enough of variety to make me not feel like every mission is the same.
There's tons of bugs that have left me frozen inside the walls of lonely space stations while my friends zip around fighting for their own lives, among other things, and it somehow manages to be funny every time.
Posted 30 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.8 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
snake bites hurt
Posted 24 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
100.0 hrs on record (58.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
sometimes when you tell the ghost to ♥♥♥♥ off the ghost just says nah and kills you
Posted 28 November, 2020.
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10 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
86.9 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
all my guy friends really like it when i play wing diver for some reason
Posted 7 January, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
49.2 hrs on record (30.1 hrs at review time)
10/10 can't believe i paid $40 just to be mad cuz bad

I've used more consumables on accident when muting my mic than I have actually needing them thanks discord

I wish there was an achievement called "Answered the Call: Fall into the abyss x times" for all the times I've rolled off the map to my damned death

mr merchant Rigatoni armoroni deserves better
mcbabe needs her own bunk bed she's a big girl now who don't take nobody's ♥♥♥♥
Posted 7 September, 2019. Last edited 7 September, 2019.
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26 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
123.6 hrs on record (120.4 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ you Valmiro you needy little ♥♥♥♥♥ i just want to romance Mercedes cause she's bae

i have spent almost 100 hours in this game and i only just talked to the duke about defeating the first hydra that you encounter about ~15 minutes into the original gameplay.

i love this game. there are no restrictions on where you can go, or how you play. i managed to beat a metal golem (immune to magic) as a magick archer with a team of 3 sorcerers by tricking it into attacking the floating magic disc in the tree.

there's so much free roam, there are so many quests, and it feels like everyone has their own backstory and reason to be where they are. everything in the game is beatable from any level if you try hard enough. i love the customization of npcs, of pawns, of our Arisen.

the only complaint i have is that i really wish weapons/armor could be transmuted. running around with the same armor for 20+ levels because it's really good can get kinda boring aesthetically, and there's some items that just are really cool looking that you can't use because of class restriction or don't have the nicest stats.

i bought this game for full price, and i've never felt i've ever made a better purchase on steam in comparison.

also has controller support that doesn't feel janky as hell either. game is literally 10/10

i gave mercedes 80 skulls + 20 cloudwine and she still doesn't love me #friendzoned
Posted 12 March, 2017.
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150.0 hrs on record (131.0 hrs at review time)
remember the mechs back in beta? i don't either
Posted 29 November, 2016.
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