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Recent reviews by Grand Vizier Of Chaos

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1 person found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
"A 90s FPS, 30 YEARS LATER"
Devs, who do you think you are?
I don't mind that the game is similar to Painkiller + DOOM, but I did refund due to BAD OPTIMIZATION.
Regular stutters that appears every single minute completely killing all the interest to your game.
Next time, before you make such a big statement, carve the word “OPTIMIZATION” into your forehead.
Posted 1 July. Last edited 2 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.9 hrs on record
I already did Ritual purification playing Left 4 Dead right after this game, so here are a couple words about the loudly advertised Back 4 Blood: despite all the negative reviews, I decided to try it myself while it was on winter sale ("Ultimate Edition'' for 4 USD only - the price is good enough, isn't it?), I honestly have tried to enjoy it, but I simply couldn't. Some empty characters with ugly animations whose names I don’t even remember, ugly environment, ugly physics, you can't check out the supply crates while you staying in safe room if someone still connecting, or just ain't ready, if you play with crossplay ON, the console players don't even care if you need help when the enemy knocks you down, if you play with crossplay OFF, then you will wait for the match with ONE real player for 100 years, then he suddenly disconnects, leaving you with dumb AF NPCs until the game ends, every 5-10 sec. during the match spawns some dumb giant special enemy who annoys and do not allow you to explore the map to the end, forcing you to shoot or run so you will simply forget about it, in hope to finish the level ASAP, especially if you play on high difficulties - you will suffer a lot. Do I have to continue? I think not. Lazy devs buried their own creation deep into the mud. I disliked almost EVERYTHING here, except the canted iron sight while crouching. That's all. Back 4 Blood is ABSOLUTELY unworthy even for such a low price, so keep your money for something better.
https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3128812749
Posted 2 January. Last edited 2 January.
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666.0 hrs on record (663.4 hrs at review time)
Metalhead, and this is your FIRST day? Here's free tip: turn OFF in-game soundtrack, turn ON next albums ↓ ↓ ↓

SUMMONING - Stronghold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAVghq4WD6k

NAZGUL - De Expugnatione Elmuth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L4m-zDR9XM

AMORCUS - Medieval Supremacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqZmczmFOJ0

Enjoy, and KEEP SOILING YOURSELF, because NOBODY CARES!!!
Posted 11 September, 2023. Last edited 8 May.
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3.5 hrs on record
QUAKE Remastered - ✅
QUAKE II Remastered - ✅
QUAKE III Remastered - ❓
QUAKE IV Remstered - ❓

It's good to see this classic upgraded. I'll never forget my first impressions after playing campaign on PC, and split-screen multiplayer on PS1 after. Really enjoying it now after all these years. Nice work, devs!
Posted 20 August, 2023. Last edited 20 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.7 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
E99 - is a VALUABLE element that can only be found... IN THE DUMPSTER.

https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2882599195
Posted 31 October, 2022. Last edited 1 November, 2022.
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6.1 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Funny game, especially during the Halloween. Let's carve the pumpkins! 🎃
Posted 19 October, 2022. Last edited 23 April.
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39.7 hrs on record (38.1 hrs at review time)
Cheaters everywhere.
Note to self: NEVER play this worthless garbage again.
Posted 13 August, 2022. Last edited 16 August, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
PVP infested with top gear camping rats, TEAM missions is almost empty. I spent 1.3 hours for nothing.
Screenshots for memories:
https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2806534456
https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2806534406
https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2806534355
Posted 10 May, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
22.5 hrs on record
"War Thunder" №2. No, thanks.
Posted 18 March, 2022. Last edited 16 August, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
354.4 hrs on record (218.2 hrs at review time)
Bought it mostly for zombies, and I was surprised when some players have joined into my lobby just in 2-3 mins. Not bad for 2010 game. Ofc, not all players have DLC maps, but it is still playable, I have to say.

https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2690325836


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8eIosfYcag&t=285s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu0JQWCbt00&t=2s
Posted 30 December, 2021. Last edited 16 August, 2022.
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