I am a gorrila from the south.. my friends call me dwarf wizard of the south but u can call me andy. I live in a place called pandora with all my other fellow wizard friends. My powers are beyond the earth; i am cool.

I plan to invade india so i can move my tribe to a safer place because my pepole get scared pandora might flood again.

i have ancient power called foodle. When ever i use it, it demolishes anything from pandora to spain.

i use a magical wand that helps me cast these spells, my two best are foodle and kerboodle. Kerboodle causes ur brain to malfunction and can also cause ur body to constantly vibrate. i have many spells but if need teaching get the book 'spells for degraded wizard gorillas.'

i have encounted to many gorillas that have not yet been taught the ways of a wizard, this needs to stop!

I live in a big tower next to my best friend anchint deformed wizard who lives in the caves opposite to me. we both have strong spells and together can take over the world.

If u want to become a wizard gorrila u must learn all the teachings, u can also go up ranks and these are the names, 1st rank is gorrila haze, 2nd gorrila is trusted tribe gorilla and the 2 highest, bare in mind u cant reach these ranks there to high for u rekt.

the highest are ancient deformed wizard gorilla and ancient king wizard gorilla. these ranks are the highest and the best gorillas in the tribe so u must bow down to them and follow every commandment they order u to do.

My friend ancient deformed wizard gorilla is a very good at flying but not the best at running, i put him against a deformed pringels tube and he still lost. every time i desend into battle i need to do my ultra cool super hero landing.

This takes years to master and is one of the hardest moves to complete, we frequently battle against apes however they are just smaller skinny duplicates of us gorrilas.

We are the best maker of anything and any food; we add the 'new perfect flavour' to anything. My background is sad... I come from a misty old vagina know to be the 'misty old forrest' and so did my friend but he didnt come out right thats why we named him deformed wizard gorilla.

How we plan to conquer the planet and the human race is... Gaining trust from the humans, getting a small capsule of dinosaur dna and eating the humans. It will be the best feast!

WE WILL ANNIHILATE AND VANQUISH THE HUMANS!!!!

The humans are like little beans that i could crush with my pubes. if u ever stare at me in fear i will run at you and shank you with all the teeth i collect from children.

We are an alliance that will destroy YOU.

I am the strongest gorilla in the tribe and the fastest, ive had babies before but i ate them.

When i came out of my mums vagina i asked her for money but she didnt give me any so i ate her two.

Basically i ate my whole family and had a humungus fart after which almost ended are race but we still managed to reproduce..