Recent reviews by GOOSE

The audacity of pushing a World Cup update so you can profit even more money off people on your precious Ultimate Team, without even fixing not one single major bug since this game even released for the PC version sums up your priorities and what a complete bunch of asshats you all are.

Your AntiCheat is pretty much like the UK government...
yes it exists and we can all see it, but it doesn't know what it's doing.

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümeeeeelein,
Und das heißt,

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIKA.

Such a chill game.

If you make one mistake in this game, it's 100% guaranteed that your teammate will instantly throw a tantrum and act like you've just slapped his mother in the face.

Shooting people with an M30 Drilling is the most satisfying feeling I've ever got from a game.

Flying bears, Zombies that walk through solid objects, Inability to hold breath for more than 5 seconds but can sprint across 100km+ of land without a rest, Game engine that would deliver the same performance as if it was powered by a single potato.

11/10 - No bugs, only features.