Prestatievoortgang van goatcanon in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Ontgrendeld op 27 nov 2017 om 11:04

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Ontgrendeld op 29 mrt 2018 om 4:07

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Ontgrendeld op 27 nov 2017 om 11:08

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Ontgrendeld op 12 jul 2019 om 6:19

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 19 jul 2019 om 5:04

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Ontgrendeld op 14 okt 2019 om 10:25

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Ontgrendeld op 15 okt 2019 om 11:14

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Ontgrendeld op 26 okt 2019 om 10:05

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Ontgrendeld op 26 okt 2019 om 14:53

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Ontgrendeld op 28 okt 2019 om 14:50

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Ontgrendeld op 19 jul 2019 om 4:51

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Ontgrendeld op 26 okt 2019 om 14:26

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Ontgrendeld op 26 okt 2019 om 14:40

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Ontgrendeld op 19 jul 2019 om 5:19

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Ontgrendeld op 9 okt 2019 om 10:15

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Ontgrendeld op 28 okt 2019 om 13:59

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Ontgrendeld op 15 okt 2019 om 10:58

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Ontgrendeld op 19 jul 2019 om 5:10

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Ontgrendeld op 12 jul 2019 om 6:14

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Ontgrendeld op 14 okt 2019 om 9:43

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Ontgrendeld op 30 apr 2020 om 17:31

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Ontgrendeld op 26 okt 2019 om 9:13

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Ontgrendeld op 12 jul 2019 om 5:59

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2021 om 16:31

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Ontgrendeld op 28 apr om 15:10

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Ontgrendeld op 19 jul 2019 om 4:40

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Ontgrendeld op 27 nov 2017 om 11:16

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Ontgrendeld op 26 okt 2019 om 9:51

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Ontgrendeld op 27 nov 2017 om 11:16

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Ontgrendeld op 5 jul 2021 om 15:02

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Ontgrendeld op 27 nov 2017 om 11:15

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 19 jul 2019 om 5:06

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Ontgrendeld op 29 mrt 2018 om 4:29

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Ontgrendeld op 9 okt 2019 om 6:02

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Ontgrendeld op 26 okt 2019 om 10:06

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Ontgrendeld op 19 jul 2019 om 5:12

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Ontgrendeld op 19 jul 2019 om 5:16

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Ontgrendeld op 19 jul 2019 om 5:35

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Ontgrendeld op 12 mei om 14:53

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Ontgrendeld op 28 apr om 10:47

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Ontgrendeld op 28 okt 2019 om 15:26

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Ontgrendeld op 28 okt 2019 om 15:09

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Ontgrendeld op 15 okt 2019 om 10:54

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Ontgrendeld op 14 okt 2019 om 9:49

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

5 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

4 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

80 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

24 / 30