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25.8 hrs on record (25.6 hrs at review time)
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lived the American socioeconomic dream by exporting a majority of the international arms trade in exchange for severely malnourishing my villagers and milking rich-resourced lands.

10/10
Posted 6 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
171.9 hrs on record (66.9 hrs at review time)
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threw a grenade into a window and shouted allahu akbar, got a MOAB in return 10/10 would play again
Posted 10 June, 2018.
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506 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
Can't afford DayZ?
GET THIS.
Posted 14 April, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
287.2 hrs on record (111.1 hrs at review time)
You can build something that no man can do.

A GIANT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FLAMING ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 1 April, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
1,499.2 hrs on record (385.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
1st day: Bad ping (internet). Teammates will shout at you. Then rage quit in a match that will give you a cooldown.
2nd day: Get you're first and Official kill. Teammates will shout at you less. Buy you're first skin.
3rd day: Start hitting you're computer when it shutsdown.
15th day: Make friends in the game.
30th day (100th hour playing): Call people noobs
1st year :You'll waste you're life playing Counter Strike Global Offensive.
Posted 28 November, 2014. Last edited 23 January, 2015.
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