Recent reviews by glonk

Possibly the greatest idle game of all time

As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.

among us but not stupid and dumb

pretty good civ game, but not as good as 5 imo. not fun at all without the dlc packs.

arguably the best civ game. i think this game is better than 6

i enjoyed it, very cute and fun. totally worth $5.

Risk of Rain 2 is a perfectly crafted rougelike game with near-infinite replayability. Killing monsters never gets old with different builds every run and many different characters to play as (not to mention the countless easter eggs and achievements to unlock) Easily one of the best games on steam. 10/10.

i got it for free, but i really like this game. i wouldn't pay more than $15 for it though, so wait for sale

very good story game, wish it was longer, but still very good. not worth more than $10 imo.

funne monke