GodPotato is the Tornado

My dad designed the navigation systems for cars, planes, boats, and subways. Then went to NASA and worked on the
Apollos, and after that The army for Submarines. underground, underwater, on land, on water, in the sky, and in space.
all covered lol While he was in NASA he also invented Nickel Titanium Alloy aka the Memory Metal.

Such a big talk for a small man

Mad cuz bad

I lost my virginity while listening to this song 5 years ago, it's a funny story really.. i had just finished my gym workout and i was in the locker room all sweaty, and in walks this leather dressed jabroni.. he seemed confused as to where he was.. i told him he might have gotten the wrong door, then he got very rude and said "♥♥♥♥ you", then i said "nah ♥♥♥♥ you leatherman" and then it escalated from there

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Chefet, Chefet, thought Dios. Maker of rings, weaver of metal. Now he's out of our heads, and see how his nails grow into claws...
(Pyramids)

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loser

-rep horrible LoL player can't even defeat bushes

*hurnsohn

hurensohn

♥♥♥♥

-wrap he no like the banana

kekekekeke what a huge loser

-rep Horrible Dota 2 player

-rep would not let me chug estus constantly while i tried to cheese him with dlc armour and weapons in the starting zone

-rep

stinky and doesnt know how to parry

-rep

i am entitled and always assume the worst - how dare you play the game as you enjoy it. You have to cater to my needs and wants

-rep

played the game as intended because an invader was too dumb to notice that he dropped down to another area of the keep.

-rep

Ganking in Farron Keep. Ran away when he/she started losing and triggered the boss. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic. You had the number advantage but not the balls.

lel ded -Shrek

are you ♥♥♥♥ you?

LMAOOOO ADD ME SON XD

Dieser Boris hat halt nicht nur im Kleiderschrank was weggeballert #maximalungenuss

als ob boris nich baked is gib dir diesen dude 100 junge stabilität

Bist du nicht! Du Haivan digger laeuft gerade.

boris baked