Hey, Gordon! The Citadel's on full alert! I've never seen it lit up like that. Get out of City 17 as fast as you can, Gordon! Take the old canals, right? They'll get you to Eli's lab. It's a dangerous route, but there's a whole network of refugees and they'll help you if they can. I'd come with you, but I've got to look after Dr. Kleiner. Oh, and before I forget. I think you dropped this back in Black Mesa. Good luck out there, buddy. You're gonna need it.

JESUS CHRIST STARS ALMIGHTY MOTHER MARY UP ABOVE, WHY DID YOU DROP THE NUCLEAR JACK FROST BOMB ON MY STEAM PROFILE ?? ?? ?

Heeho

This guy is not real

As a Yakuza fan, I thought it was nothing but necessary to go to Japan to live the same life as Kiryu-Chan. Upon arriving, I was dreadful. There was no funny eye patch man, and the real yakuza blew out my kneecaps. I limped over to a local massage parlor (in hopes of going on a cool journey like Majima did in Yakuza 0). They looked at me and said "What the ♥♥♥♥ are you doing, this is not a doctor, we're calling immediate help" when I was in that ambulance, I understood what it meant to be Yakuza, and I look foward to returning to Japan to go beast style (Yakuza 0 - Yakuza Kiwami 1) and defeat the guys who shot my knees.

oni