Recent reviews by gicardee

Gorogong and the Crystal Turd of Destiny.

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i creamed my pants when this came out.

this game has given me serious psychological issues. The Techies hero gave me minor PTSD, i can no longer walk safely without looking over my shoulder or minimap. My wallet left me for this game. why GABEN.... WHY?!

i purchased this game for the DOTA 2 item that came with the pre-order.

PROs
Dota 2 item with Pre Order
Excitement that comes with pre ordering

CONs
background detail is poor, PS1 Quality
not in HD
only 2 Resolutions available 1920 & 1280
cannot run in Fullscreen 1920x1080
can only run in 1280 fullscreen or 1920 windowed
not in HD
HD in title means "HAHA DUMBASS" for wasting money
25 Gigs of wasted space
not in HD
Cutscenes arent playing, only the audio


I love the FF series and this PC port has just butchered this game, much like the Arkham Knight PC port. Unplayable by HD Lord Gamers like me.
RE mofo'ing FUND this ISH ASAP

When playing DOTA 2, using the "AUTO SELECT BEST CONNECTION ROUTE" will freeze your game once you click the PLAY tab and it will crash your explorer causing massive memory leakage. It took me a while to figure this out, i though it was my QUALCOMM ATHEROS ethernet driver being not compatible and such which i found when i googled the play tab freezing problem on DOTA 2. Look no further, its this software. Choose MANUAL route and sort by ping and chose 2 chained servers for premium. Makes little difference when it comes to spkes and lag, what i found useful is that whenever i LAG, i put my hero into a safe corner, do a quick alt tab and turn m wifi OFF then ON right away, this usually refreshes my connection and eliminates any issues TEMPORARILY.

one of the best turn based strategy game. the artwook abnd gameplay mechanic is amazing.