this guy inhaled a whole termite. true story too #piza

so basically im

heck you dude get off of me i dont like it one bit bubby

my damn pee pee fell of -rep

small rock bark loud?? +rep

whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪️♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑💦 u little snowhoe ❄️👅👀 🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy’s christmAss tree 🎄🍑✔️ all month long until his SAP ♥♥♥♥ out 🍻👅💦💯 but dont forget ❌❌ to lick off any syrup 🌬🍯 from daddy’s HARD candy cane 🍭😩 if u want to get RAWED 🚼🍆😫😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 then send this to 2️⃣5️⃣of your thickest elves 👩🏽👩🏾🍒 if u get 0️⃣ back ☹️ then ur an UGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get back 🔟😋 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌🏽 if u get 2️⃣0️⃣back 😏 then get ready for daddy claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗️🎄 SHARE in 6️⃣9️⃣ 😉💦 seconds or you wont end 2️⃣❗️0️⃣❗️1️⃣❗️6️⃣❗️ with a BANG 😩💦💥