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Recent reviews by 乃ㄥㄖㄖᗪㄚ

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20 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
27.5 hrs on record
Imagine stomping around as a T-Rex made of colorful bricks, causing mayhem and munching on Lego people who just pop apart. The game hilariously turns iconic scenes into goofy adventures, where Velociraptors solve puzzles and Triceratops have poop-related missions (yes, really). You can even play as a tiny Lego compy and nibble at enemies' ankles, which is both adorable and oddly satisfying. If you’ve ever wanted to see a Spinosaurus do a happy dance after smashing through a wall, this game is your prehistoric paradise. 5 stars, would roar and rampage again
Posted 22 May.
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13 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
51.3 hrs on record (33.1 hrs at review time)
This game is the perfect blend of horror and hilarity, like if Stranger Things and Scooby-Doo had a love child. Imagine sneaking around your neighborhood with friends, only to discover that your neighbors are sleepwalking zombies and there's a monster that makes your mom's angry voice sound soothing. It's teamwork, terror, and ten times better than my actual high school social life. 10/10, would scream 'WHAT WAS THAT?!' again
Posted 22 May.
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6 people found this review helpful
10.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game is a hilarious movie that mixes angels and demons for non-stop laughs. It's all about funny moments in heaven and hell, making it a great pick for anyone who loves a good chuckle. May be it's a little bit short but whether you're good or bad, you'll find something to smile about in this silly game!
Posted 19 April.
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26 people found this review helpful
10.3 hrs on record
Soma is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube while questioning your very existence. The game's eerie atmosphere had me wondering if I needed a submarine license, and its mind-bending puzzles left me contemplating the meaning of life more than actually progressing.

Navigating the creepy corridors felt like stumbling through a haunted IKEA underwater, and the puzzles were so cryptic I half-expected a secret society initiation. As for the monsters—think biomechanical nightmares that make you reconsider every vacuum cleaner argument you've ever had

The narrative? Deep. Like "I-need-a-philosophy-degree-to-get-this" deep. Soma isn't just a horror game; it's a crash course in existentialism that'll leave you questioning your choices—both in-game and in life

In short, Soma is the kind of game that messes with your mind and your sense of direction. It's like an escape room where escaping isn't the priority; instead, you're left pondering the meaning of life in the darkest corners of an underwater dystopia. Pack your sanity—you'll need it
Posted 29 January.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record
Fun game, kinda like "The Little Prince" simulator. Graphics are awesome
Posted 27 January.
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6 people found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record
"The Shore" offers a chilling Lovecraftian experience, blending stunning visuals with a gripping narrative. Ares Dragonis crafts a haunting island filled with cosmic horrors, where exploration and survival seamlessly converge. The atmospheric sound design, coupled with a compelling story and challenging puzzles, creates an immersive experience. While not catering to jump-scare enthusiasts, its slow pace rewards those who appreciate atmospheric horror. In summary, it's a visually striking and emotionally resonant journey that leaves a lasting impact, making it a must-play for horror aficionados
Posted 27 January.
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3 people found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record
The ultimate prescription for a laughter overdose. Controlling a rampaging ram on a mission to crash into everything is the comedic therapy we all need. Simple controls make it easy to unleash chaos, and the graphics are unexpectedly detailed, turning collisions into virtual slapstick masterpieces. The soundtrack? Imagine Mozart composing for a demolition derby – epic and quirky
Posted 27 January.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Boring and controls are just bad
Posted 13 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record
This brainy comedy-adventure features characters quirkier than a squirrel on a caffeine binge. Solve puzzles, navigate culinary chaos, and groove to a soundtrack that feels like a jazz band made up of talking animals. It's a staycation for your mind, but beware—your sanity might need a vacation afterward
Posted 22 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
35.8 hrs on record
This game puts the 'fantasy' in hair fantasy, with our silver fox slayer battling monsters and bad hair days simultaneously. From navigating love interests to deciding the fate of kingdoms, Geralt juggles more drama than a medieval reality show. It's a fantasy epic with a sprinkle of hair gel and a dash of existential pondering. If you ever wanted to be a monster-slaying hairstylist, welcome to The Witcher – where the hair is wild, and the adventures are even wilder
Posted 9 December, 2023.
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