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90.7 hrs on record (77.1 hrs at review time)
------------------ Edited after Sony's response to the controversy ------------------

Well, I'll be damned. Turns out they listened.
We're not out of it just yet. They could still turn their backs on us with their "other solutions". But for now, Helldivers prevail.
My sincere thanks to Arrowhead Studios who never gave up and kept fighting for us. It is thanks to you, too, that we have reached this happy, even if possibly temporary, ending.

Steam, ball's on your side for now. If you can and see a reason to trust Sony, release the Helldivers of 170 countries of the world from their cryo-sleep.

The Galactic War won't win itself.

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A perfect proof of why publishers should be swiftly disassembled and struck off the map.
This game is amazing. It has flaws, yes, but it is amazing nonetheless, and a genuine breath of fresh air compared to all the disgusting titles who can't give a ♥♥♥♥ about you aside from what microtransactions you'll play. It was a love letter to games, and possibly the best PvE Coop experience since Left 4 Dead.

And now it's ruined. For the same reason everything else is ruined nowadays. Corporate greed.
Activision Blizzard ruined Call of Duty.
EA ruined basically anything it touched ever.
And now Sony has ruined Helldivers 2, which I believe was a contender for Game of the Year.

I say this to whatever Sony staff reads this.
Kindly choke on a 500KG bomb dropping on your building.
Posted 4 May. Last edited 6 May.
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44.1 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful. The worst SF in history.
They casualised this ♥♥♥♥ to hell and back and rendered it unplayable. Gorillaland/20. Don't buy this ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 9 June, 2023.
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1,109.1 hrs on record (239.3 hrs at review time)
ok rollback's pretty neat I guess.
Posted 3 June, 2020. Last edited 16 March.
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18.1 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
What to say? This game *is* the best Splinter Cell in history.
Dynamism so much higher than Splinter Cell 1 and 2, the good ol' knife being added, the humour being so dumb yet amusing like Fisher "not knowing how to count up after 3", but also the loadouts, and accessories, and honestly, the story's yet again pretty cool (even if the last level feels a bit off.)
Either way, yeah, the game is old, but it's so fun to play, much nicer and slicker than Conviction or Blacklist even without the augmented agility.
A real stealth game, a real masterpiece.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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1,027.0 hrs on record (611.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted 13 June, 2015. Last edited 10 August, 2020.
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