So i jerked off to Kanye West. It was about a couple of days ago, and i was doing nothing other than listening to Graduation and Donda in a loop. This came at the exact time i heard the line, “Can we get much higher?”, and i knew what to do. I got a photo of my lord and saviour Mr West online, and i slowly drew his perfect naked body with his 8-inch penis over the top of it. My hand gripped hard around my fully erect penis and i moved it up and down to the beat of the songs. I began to moan like a girl, moaning his name, screaming “please Daddy Kanye, i want all of you, not just your music, i want you to backshot me”. It only took a minute, and i busted the biggest load of ♥♥♥ i had ever seen, it covered me and my bed, doing down the side of my bed and onto the floor. At that point, my girlfriend walked in and started yelling at me, telling me i had woken up our child (i’d insisted on our child being black so he could be like Kanye), and now he was asking what i was doing

Thinking of pissing in my girls butthole

Have any of you ever peed inside a woman or man?

I learned from our doctor that peeing inside a woman's vagina can possibly cause a yeast infection. It is the same a a douche in a way and that it washes away the good bacteria that helps keep a yeast infection from happening so i'm guessing it's same for the anus. He went on to tell us it would be ok for me to pee while inside her butt or she could suck on me without ill effects.

Okay, all that tripped me out! I don't think I could pee while ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her. maybe if I drank a ton of water and she sucked it out very gently and I looked the other way, but I'm not so sure? It would be a lot easier for me to suck it out of her, or maybe she could push herself against my ass and pee inside there? Wow, I'm kind of getting hard thinking about it.

Everyone seems to have a problem with me wanting to ♥♥♥♥ Smurfette. People act like she isn't totally thick as ♥♥♥♥. The truth is anyone would, given the opportunity, suck her smurf ♥♥♥♥♥ (or whatever reproductive means the smurfs have, that is still in debate, all we know is they most likely function like insects with queens that lay batches of children. It is also in debate whether she can even function as a female due to her being a creation by Gargamel).

Yes I did masturbate to Smurfette. I don't know why you all wanted to know that but now you do. People don't appreciate how much I do for the Smurf Scientific Inquiry Community (SSIC). I am the foremost theorist in smurf reproductive means, orgins, sub-species, etc. Yet I can't even think about wanting to ♥♥♥♥ Smurfette without being ostracized. You wanna-be thought police don't have any right to my thoughts. Praise Satan.

Guys help I’m afraid of the word “Pr*me”
In my math class we were talking about Pr*me numbers and immediately I jumped out of my chair. I started rolling around and uncontrollably crying. Everyone in the class looked at me as if my reaction was nonsensical. Obviously they don’t understand my feelings towards the P word. Not to trauma dump, but my grandmother drank the p drink and died shortly afterwards. We are having a meeting about the p word with the school board on Thursday, I hope they stop selling those drinks in my school.

I was on discord with someone i met in a server. We were sexting and eventually they sent a ♥♥♥♥ pic. I decided to check out their info and found out they were 18. Or so i thought. Using special relativity I calculated that due to him running down stairs at exactly 1.5 meter per second time passed 1 plank time slower to him, which makes his real age 17.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999998 years old. Im so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scared rn. I asked them to delete, they did, i deleted messages, blocked and left the server. I don't wanna go to jail nor be labeled a pedophile.

A girl.... 👩AND a gamer? 🎮Whoa mama!😮😮 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing😙! eyes pop out 😮😮😮😉AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF🐶🐶 tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach😛😛😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ,🤪😜😜🤪tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt😍😍😍 ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🥁🥁🥁 milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets 🥛��🥛BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ inhales from the gas tank ⛽⛽⛽honka honka honka honka 🚕🚕masturabtes furiously 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~😮