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Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above
average drivers.
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VMS Beer: Requires minimal user interaction, except for popping the top
and sipping. However cans have been known on occasion to explode, or
contain extremely un-beer-like contents.
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Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.
-- S.C. Johnson
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Simon: "My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
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Magnet, n.:
Something acted upon by magnetism.
Magnetism, n.:
Something acting upon a magnet.
The two definition immediately foregoing are condensed from the works of
one thousand eminent scientists, who have illuminated the subject with
a great white light, to the inexpressible advancement of human knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.
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