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27.3 hrs last two weeks / 1,340.6 hrs on record (1,016.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 30 Aug, 2016 @ 7:21pm
Updated: 28 May, 2023 @ 6:33am

I own a Kuva Chakkhurr for home defense, since that's what the queens intended.
Four Tenno board my galleon. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered mask and Old-Blooded rifle.
Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
Draw my Grakkata on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors Drakk.
I have to resort to the Rampart mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Get clem, lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off Railjack alarms.
Fix Slaytra and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
He bleeds out waiting on his friends to revive since Slash procs are impossible to stitch up.
Just as the queens intended.
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