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1 person found this review helpful
57.2 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
The only reason they got rid of OW 1 is because they knew no one would play this down syndrome simulator with it still alive.
Whoever was in charge of the hitboxes deserves to be fired twice and his dog given to someone capable of feeding it.
I could write a multi part novel with each book being as thick as a dictionary and I still would not be able to cover all of the absolutely atrocious things wrong with this game. It's like they had a competition in the dev office that week to see how close they could get to OW 1 while sucking as much fun and success out of it as possible without just making a new game.
If you aren't capable of carrying at least 3 useless team mates at a time, the matchmaking system will ensure you lose the match.
Dare duo queue with a friend? Better be ready to go against a 5 man discord call, Adderall Mukbang that thought they hit the competitive play button. Meanwhile your team is lining up and going down like lemmings made of lead bricks. Be prepared to do 15k damage per round or you wont win. Be prepared to do 10k healing to the tank alone or you won't win. Be prepared to Mitigate 20k damage or your whole team will get liquefied by the single person that got behind you.
Think you can hide behind cover after taking critical damage? Not if that 300ping Widowmaker/Ashe has anything to say about it. You could have enough time to set up a chair and take a nap behind that wall but on her screen, you aren't behind it yet and shes still going to get that last shot and send you back to spawn.
I used to think COD was the worst FPS in gaming history as of late but no longer. This game not only takes that cake but starts eating it in front of you while screaming "BUY THE BATTLE PASS".
If there is one and only one good thing about this game then it's the fact that one day like all other games it will eventually die and be forgotten.
Posted 20 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
347.7 hrs on record (324.7 hrs at review time)
I wasn't a man until I took a walk in the woods.
Posted 3 January.
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1 person found this review funny
96.8 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
This game will turn you into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Posted 18 June, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
323.3 hrs on record
Lacks basic understanding of physics and gravity to the point of raw frustration(the gravity wells around planets/stations and capability of the landing gear is a joke). Toxic and unhelpful community. Only the combat is fun and the rest is a multi month grind that has no right to take so long, its just purposefully designed that way for some reason (4 week wait time on alliance power is ridiculous). Just feels like the Devs are out to eat your free time and give as little back as possible for the effort.
Posted 4 March, 2021. Last edited 4 March, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
1,232.7 hrs on record (102.3 hrs at review time)
game was great when it wasnt a mobile game.
Posted 10 February, 2021.
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