Recent reviews by dumb bitch

Alright, listen to me you knife eared piece of ♥♥♥♥! If you go any further with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig, I'm gonna wreck your ♥♥♥♥ so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp ♥♥♥♥! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ feet, you ♥♥♥♥!

my peanus horts

if this game had a ♥♥♥♥ i would suck it clean off

i think i hauve covid

♥♥♥♥ you

homophobia

I made the two protagonists jerk off like 50 times so I could make them befriend the owners of two porn shops just so I could complete some sidequests

Goodnight sweet prince.

playing this again to see if i still hate it, i'll get back to you in a bit

UPDATE: still hate it

i had this one chili it lit my mouf on fire and i had to drink a 2 liter of mountain dew