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35 of 50 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 8:06am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 8:33am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2024 @ 4:17pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 10:40am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 1:39pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 7:49am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2018 @ 9:08am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 12:21pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 1:37pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 8:05am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 9:37am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2018 @ 10:23am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 11:42am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2018 @ 1:58pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 10:47am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 1:33pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 12:58pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 10:35am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 1:27pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2018 @ 10:42am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 12:30pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 11:54am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 11:23am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2018 @ 9:57am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 11:41am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2018 @ 9:17am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2018 @ 10:21am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 12:33pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2018 @ 10:15am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 1:38pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 8:56am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2019 @ 12:03pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2018 @ 7:57am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 12:33pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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