fluggaenkdechioebolsen's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 3:44am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 6 May, 2015 @ 8:52am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 5:09am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 6:57am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 4:37am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 7:46am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 11:34pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 5 May, 2015 @ 9:35pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 5 May, 2015 @ 10:36pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 6 May, 2015 @ 12:31am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 10:30pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 5 May, 2015 @ 8:29am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 9:15am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 4:55am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 6 May, 2015 @ 8:27am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Unlocked 5 May, 2015 @ 11:25pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 5 May, 2015 @ 5:21am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 5 May, 2015 @ 5:56am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 11:38pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 10:30pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 5:09am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 5 May, 2015 @ 12:08am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 5:09am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 5 May, 2015 @ 11:23pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 5 May, 2015 @ 5:14am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 7:20am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 7:32am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 9:31am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 3:31am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 5:19am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 3:32am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 9:37am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 7:38am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 5:09am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 5 May, 2015 @ 5:50am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 3 May, 2015 @ 4:30am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 5 May, 2015 @ 6:32am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 10:30pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 8:46am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 11:48pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 9 May, 2015 @ 10:47pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 9 May, 2015 @ 10:42pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 9 May, 2015 @ 10:06pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

1 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

4 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

4 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

0 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

186 / 1,000

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

13 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

150 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30