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13 of 40 (33%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Safe Citizen

It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 3:21pm

Pretty (Gross) Woman

You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 3:22pm

You Love This Game!

Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 5:56am

Cable Svengali

Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 3:11pm

Tool Grabber

You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 3:20pm

Enabler of the Year

Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 5:59am

Lubber Band

Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 12:32pm

Urine Luck!

Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 12:27pm

Busted!

You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 3:23pm

Swirlie Swan Song

What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 2:45pm

Nuclear Crotch

Unprotected sex? In the ’80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 3:18pm

Mugger Mayhem

You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 12:21pm

Road Rash

“Somebody get the scraper!” Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2014 @ 3:36pm



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