'There are those know nothing scalawags who scoff and ask what kind of pirate name be Floss? I cut their jovial guffawing short with a snap of my rapier and tell tale of the cruel truth behind the dreaded Pirate Queen Floss. For she goes by Floss with all the portent of being as light and sweet as the candy confectionery, but do not be fooled and keep away for once ensnared in her trap the wicked wench shows her true colours and without warning you are inflicted with Type II diabetes. Think that is funny do you? Well how do you think I lost this leg!' The words of the mighty Xaphor :D