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1 person found this review helpful
7.8 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fun and simple game! However if you're looking to play as a random, you're gonna be frustrated a lot of the time. If you got a group of buddies willing to shell out 7 bucks then this isn't a big deal, but as a solo player, there's some things you should be aware of:

- Game is P2P, which doesn't matter but if the host leaves it doesn't transfer to the next person, it ends the game. If the host dies, the game is guaranteed to be ended.

- While it is fun and simple, the gameplay loop gets old fairly quick. I think the addition of voice helps this, but there isn't enough banter or player interaction to help keep the gameplay fresh.

- In addition to the loop getting old, the game can drag on for a long time depending on how many shots from the revolver it takes to kill a player. It is always interesting to see if you'll live or not in the roulette parts, but otherwise, you'll most likely see players disconnecting mid match once they're dead or even prior.

Like I said, a fun game that obviously is aware of it's flaws and I hope takes the opportunity to expand on itself instead of leaving it as it is for the public to get trendy with before throwing it away like other games (Chained Together, Content Warning, Lethal Company, etc). It's always a shame when games are made and used as mediums for content and clip farming instead of being actual games, and I think the potential for this is high enough for it to become something more than that.
Posted 9 October, 2024.
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3.3 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Amazing game, an actual gem hidden in the mountain that is early 2010s shovelware. Just a shame that SEGA and friends capitalized on the 2nd game's announcement and juiced this thing back to 60 dollars.

PIRATE it, spending 60 dollars for a couple PDFs, an outdated ringtone (what is this, the late 2000s? Trynna compete with Akon for most sold ringtones?), and the original game's TV trailer is absolutely a load of horse raddish.
Posted 10 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
361.2 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Review bombing ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game cause of cheapskates who wanted the whole game to be free.

You ALWAYS had to buy the full experience, not sure why its become an issue now.
Posted 16 June, 2024.
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187.1 hrs on record (130.2 hrs at review time)
youre asking me to criticize one of the best games ever made, i dont think that is actually possible
Posted 30 May, 2024.
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215.9 hrs on record (210.5 hrs at review time)
MOBBIN IN THE BENTLEY SMOKING

MOON

ROCKS
Posted 4 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Team SNEED seems to really know how to nail that market of games that can easily be passed off as jokes but having more thought being put into the gameplay than most triple A studios.
Posted 25 January, 2024.
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6.5 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Interesting when you get a gag game only to find out that it actually ends up being one of the most memorable experiences I've had all year. While yeah, it's obviously very tongue and cheek and is never taking itself too seriously, the game definitely takes influence from games like Yakuza and YIIK with it's quest system and dialogue. If you enjoy those games even remotely, you will enjoy this game.

Gameplay varies through different minigames and certain story events that always seemed to find a creative way to make the task engaging, even if it was as simple as browsing reddit. I was aamzed by the themes and ideas in particular in this game, I'm enduring a lifestyle that I can only envy from a distance but this game allows me to dive deep into the philosophies and ideologies of the cuckoldry lifestyle and all the different positive and negative connotations that come with it. I'm joking of course, but that isnt to say the game doesn't paint a pretty interesting meta overall. It really makes you think about the type of people who live these lifestyles and the mentality of constant putdown they allow themselves to go through. It shows how corporations, nightclub bouncers, women, children, banks, and so on can have their own interpretation of cucking somebody over or being cucked.

Truly simulates a type of life that sends a strong message about standing up for yourself and pursuing the needs you want instead of finding happiness in satisfying people who don't care about you. Stop letting yourself be pushed around by other people in your life and take the stance to those who want to take over and make you a cuck!!!
Posted 31 December, 2023.
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1.0 hrs on record
coop david cage game with good writing
Posted 12 October, 2023.
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14 people found this review helpful
165.0 hrs on record (164.2 hrs at review time)
Incredible game from an incredibly legendary studio, do not miss out!!!
Posted 1 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
289.4 hrs on record (30.0 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IS THIS THING GOOD!

Posted 6 August, 2023.
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