virgin

♥♥♥♥♥♥ a toaster dint he

you're a transgender.

Well take a look at what happened, seriously. Four hundred and eighty two thousand, one hundred and eighteen pounds in the first month, and I'm simply blown away. Thanks man I mean I cant.. I cant get over it its seven hundred and sixty four thousand pounds in 29 days, this is incredible. Thought it was just err well I thought you were full of it to be honest but now I've made over five hundred thousand pound sterling errm yea, that's just in the first month That is my account, it has six hundred and twenty two thousand and one pounds in it. Can you believe that heeee. I mean honestly I'm. I can still hardly believe it myself.

matt has a long head

My brother-in-law gave me a fake scratch-off when I was 20 for April Fools. I'd won like 5,000,000 bucks or some huge number, and the whole family was giggling and all that. I couldn't put 2 and 2 together and was going on about how I was gonna take care of everyone and was gonna start a business with my dad. I went on for like 10 minutes with tears in my eyes and everything. Eventually it went from funny to sad for everybody else and they told me to look on the back of the ticket because that much money couldn't be claimed at a gas station. It said to mail the ticket to 123 Lottery Lane, but I still didn't get it until I read the part where it basically tells you the ticket is fraudulent. I was heartbroken. My sister gave me a blowjob that night to make up for it.