Recent reviews by Firaz

i would personally like to murder the creator of this game. For reasons unknown the mofo decided " oh, lets make a game where you have to face the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ samurai 3 times". Then dogs that summon lightning like tf zeus reincarnated to a ♥♥♥♥♥? and to top it all off, each time you die to some esports pro gigantic katana wielding behemoth they throw at you, everyone around you magically gets infected with covid and not a single soul chooses to wear a mask. 10/10 game.

100% would recommend. excellent seats. never felt better. even had to play the game while seating. this game allowed me to reflect on my miserable pathetic life and made me realize that even in this cruel dog eat dog world, we humans, animals, and even celestial beings share the common interest of sitting on chairs. i type this review as i sit, both virtually and in reality. but who's to say whats real? nobody knows. all i know is, all i feel is, all i want are... CHAIRS!