I beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of people for fun, a man once asked me how to get to circle k, i whipped the ♥♥♥♥ out of him for asking it too fast. I enjoy going to random flag football games and tackling people so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard that they vomit twice.

There are things people MUST know about me:

1.) I kick so much ass that i don't have the time to take names.


2.) There actually used to be a santa, until i got a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lump of coal for christmas.....

3.) When i fight someone it will only last 10 seconds and there will only be three sounds, me hitting you, you hitting the ground, and the ambulance siren.

4.) If you are found trespassing on my property, i will warn you by knocking you the ♥♥♥♥ out, the next time will result in death by spinning overhead back axel-kick....

5.) If you insult my mom, i will knock you out, then knock out the life squad when they arrive.

6.) When i choose to fight someone there are only two possible results, me knocking your block off, or me knocking your block off when you try to run away.

7.) I fight people and win, ITS WHAT I DO.

8.) I throw spears, ITS WHAT I DO.

9.) I dont freekill, its just something i DONT DO.

10.) If you rebel, I will light you up like a christmas tree.

11.) I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!

In addition to these very true statements, i have never eaten an icecream pop in my life, and i have never owned a dog in my life.