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I'm following this one femboy who reposts a lot of other femboys on his account. It's important to clarify that he doesn't post porn on his page and neither do his oomfies but my god are they horny. Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day I have to see a meme of Astolfo getting railed with the caption "this could be us, please let it be us please please please". They do boiwife roleplay under each other's posts and call each other cute while spamming :3 :3 :3. I'm not against them expressing their playful side on social media but I'm curious if they're really horny or just larping as needy bois for attention. Many of them are cute asf and keep complaining that they want bfs basically announcing to the world that their bussy yearns ♥♥♥♥. Anyone else noticing these patterns?

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Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much you love old man ♥♥♥♥ at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.

Normal sex is boring, you're just with some other person you've met while trying to get off to their fleshy bodies. They never change in any way, and nobody desires to change much about the experience, as if sex has to be 100% functional. Fursuit sex is 10x better, both of you are soft and cuddly while not being afraid to act in whatever way you want, which tends to make things feel a lot better and be much more interesting every time you go at it. Anyone who mocks this has never experienced the feeling of a soft paw grazing your hip, both of you embracing each other in your cuddly personas, making sweet little purrs in each others' ears as you both begin moving your hands down to funny places... I cannot understand why more people don't do this

bro finally learnt the truth

Masturbation makes you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Semen retention is very very powerful, the brain works at an amazing speed even if done for 7 days ......I feel so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing on 8th day

I have been victim of pmo since last 5 years ,I have lost my 5 years to it... Feeling weak, lack of thoughts, objectifying women. No interest in women who look sexually unattractive, fear of talking to women ,it was the reason for my depression

Semen is sparkle in the eyes, Semen is energy in the body, Semen is strength of the bones and muscles, Semen is the aggression of a man, Semen retention activates creativity in the brain

I want to be like this forever

The Vagina/Vulva is poorly designed.

First of all, the clitoris and urethra should just be combined into one. Guys pee out of their penises, so why don't vaginas also kill two birds with one stone? It's inefficient design. If women peed out of their clitorises, they could do so standing up, I imagine, and bathrooms would be much more efficient, just like the men's room.

Secondly, vaginas should have integral tongues. If I'm going down on a lady, I should be able to French kiss her down there. And if I've having penetrative sex, how great would it be if her vagina could lick my balls when I'm balls deep? Also, a tongue down there could help clean the lips, in the same way we lick ketchup off our lips after eating a hotdog.

Lastly, it's positioned way too low and too close to the butthole.

18M I swear im straight and i like women but sometimes i can't go but to think about how wonderful it would be to just suck my friends ♥♥♥♥♥. I've never told them but i just want to see them get hard as i bow down and see him pull his foreskin back to reveal his juicy musty cheesed ♥♥♥♥ and just tease me with it with it around my lips and then just force it in with such force i cant breathe. I just want to choke on it so hard i just want to feel it in my throat, so warm and so slimy. I want his ♥♥♥♥ veins to pulsate and make my uvula bounce around like jiggling a water balloon. I so want him to thrust his ♥♥♥♥ so hard i feel like im gonna gag but he just keeps going. I want to taste the ♥♥♥♥ and wrap my tongue around as i suck so hard his hot thick ♥♥♥ oozes down my throat slowly into my belly. Oh god i so want to do that and i want him to stroke my hair and call me a good boy as i swallow. Nah ♥♥♥♥ that tho im not gay right????

Most people just suck at giving blowjobs so most of you don’t know what you’re missing. I’ve slept with like 12 people and only one of them was any good at giving head but oh boy was she good at giving head. They say to never stick your ♥♥♥♥ in crazy but I still miss her… I hate cigs but she Pavlov’d me into getting aroused by the scent of hers in particular and now every so often some human ashtray walks by and mentally teleports me back to her bedroom.

I wish I had a foot fetish. To be clear I find feet neutral at best, and usually gross. But my logic is simple. Theres only so many attractive, sexual body parts on a person's body. Breasts, and vagina for women. ♥♥♥♥ for men. Ass and thighs and mouth for both (can you tell im bisexual lol). But feet people get an extra thing. I want an extra thing! Can you imagine if women just had an extra pair of hidden tits? You're telling me instead of finding feet gross i could find them just as hot as a great ass? Thats objectivly a superior situation. That would make everyone significantly more attractive. Feet people have it better than the rest of us and im super jealous.

So I was chilling playing games, talk to my friends, cerb stomp baby’s, yk the usual. UNTIL I got a message. Ooo my female friend! Was my first reaction, the message read “wanna smash? ;3” ofc I jump out of my bed and got my super smash bros game card and I responded “frick ya!” Not sure why she used “;3” but I didn’t mind. So I went to her house and knocked at her door, I went inside of her house and then her room. When she saw me she was for some reason was… wet? Not sure why but I jump on her bed with my nicktendo (can’t say the word”) but then… she… SHE STARTED TAKING OFF HER CLOTHES FOR SOME REASON! I ran to the bathroom and now she’s banging on the door… what do I do?

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Before I get into this, I AM NOT A NECROPHILE!

Alright, with that out of the way, having sex with a dead person is not that bad. Dead people are, well, dead. Their bodies are totally useless. Either donate them to science or donate them to people who will use them. Necrophilia is certainly not good, but it’s better than rape. Giving dead bodies to people to have sex with will stop prostitution, rape, and many other even more heinous acts. Dead bodies can not feel. All we do with them is bury them or burn them. I guess this is a good example of the ends justifying the means.

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So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

I dont know if this is better or worse

i sometimes see your name and go to your profile and im greeted by your god awful underaged anime fox girl wallpaper

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So I (M16) finally decided to come out to my parents as animesexual. At first they started laughing, so I believed that they had accepted me. As a result, I decided to show them my favorite body pillows of Tsunade, Sakura, and Rukia. My mom immediately burst out crying, saying “I thought you were joking!”

All I remember next was my dad screaming at me to get the hell out of the house. Apparently while they were in my room they found my anime themed flesh light and the ♥♥♥ rag. I ran out as fast I can with tears rolling down my face. When will us animesexuals stop being oppressed? How many more have to suffer?

I'm a beautiful friend, so friend don't hate me. Maybe if you get rid of that old Yeah butt haircut, you'll get some complaints on the yo-yo ♥♥♥♥. Oh, and even better, Tanisha will call your dog's ass if she stops having sex with the brain surgeon or lawyer she's having sex with. friend

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY NICHOLAS CAGE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. stroke your ♥♥♥♥ ten times (if you don't have one, grab the nearest ♥♥♥♥ closest to you). 2.shout your favorite porn star's name five times. 3. scream your favorite sex position three times. 4. paste this to four other ♥♥♥♥ buddys. If you do this, your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will lick you on the nearest Friday. But if you read this and do not paste this. then you will have a very jiggly ♥♥♥♥ (if you don't have you, you'll get to receive a limpy ♥♥♥♥ in the next hour via a UPS package). SEND THIS TO 5 ♥♥♥♥ BOYS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE CRY 6 TEARS AND LOOK UP INTO THE SKY, STARS WILL ALIGN AND IT WILL READ \"YOU ARE A PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥\". THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrn

I have noticed that, although America has 328.2 million people, I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to vote for me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to vote for me. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

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Why don't W girls like my vegetable garden?

I introduced myself to a girl in B cafe the other day. I saw her sitting alone and I walked up to her. It felt like love at first sight.

I said my name and we started talking about our majors and that typical stuff. but I couldn't think of how to keep the conversation going at one point. I pulled out my phone and asked if she wanted to see my vegetable garden from my hometown. She nodded and I started going through pics. I started it a few years ago and was really proud of my basil and tomatoes especially. I think she was really interested and I thought she really liked me and she was pretty too so i asked her "Do you want to date?" and she said "ummm no im sorry." I felt really awkward so I just apologized and said bye.

This has kinda shattered my confidence and I can't stop thinking about it.

Has anyone else had their confidence shattered at w in a similar manner?

:D literally

Words I think about when I hear someone say 'I like anime'
Loser 💔
Incel 😨🤬😱
Virgin 🇻🇬
No 🚫 Life 💓
Psychopath 👹
Rapist 👊👌👈
Sociopath 😬
Cancerous ♋
Vomit-Inducing
Disgusting 🤢🌡
Insufferable
Unbearable 💥👃👎
Child 👦 Molester 😐😑😶
Worse 📉 than Hitler 😈
Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕 kill 💀 yourself already 😞

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Oh sorry I forgot I was on reddit, where everyone is a pathetic lonely weeb, gawking over fake internet points. I forgot how this is where the lonely, antisocial, hormonal pieces of ♥♥♥♥ cluster, bringing each other down with their own sad story. I’m sorry for you guys who have to know a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hentai to be considered culture. Enjoy your lives, knowing that the only attention you will get is from direct family.

Let's say, hypothetically, your mom was wearing a yellow raincoat. Now, also in this scenario, there is a man needing to get home. When he sees your mom, he will yell "taxi, taxi!". Now, why does he do this? The answer is actually quite simple. Your mom is so fat she is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat she is theoretically wearing is the same color as a taxi. Therefore, the man mistakes her for a taxi. So, what has this hypothetical scenario shown us? It has shown us that your mom is very, very, fat. Boom! Once again destroyed with facts and logic.

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