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Very cute student game. Feels more polished and actual care taken to create some sense of immersion than some games on here that cost money and are supposed to be real games.

I wish you the best on your journey, you will go far with this sort of project being just something thrown together.

cant believe i paid as much as i did for this in EA

i can't tell the difference between this and real life anymore

i decided to start creative mode so i could just explore and enjoy the atmosphere and accidentally beat the game in an hour

9/10

trashy mobile game. uses jpgs for backgrounds and courses in what i would think is a kongregate game, f2p or not. surprise mechanics. zero touches. i assume they are making money from someone or they wouldn't keep making this sad game.

it has that tutorial thing from mobile games where it forces you down a linear instruction path as if you can't read (which does sometimes come in handy when playing cross region for other games, but not something like this), or are patronizing you somehow, as if it wasn't already simple enough. it just wants to take you through all the things you can potentially end up paying to improve, that's all that tactic really ends up being. worst of all is when it forces you into practice matches against fake players while pretending they are real. it makes the game look less dead at the outset but really is just embarassing once you realize it and start noticing it all over the place.


this is like if someone really wanted to remake pangya or eagle golf whatever it was called that was on android briefly, but they only knew how to develop in Flash, and they only made games for newgrounds ten years ago, but they wanted to cash in on the 0.01% that blow cash on these games.

i can't blame them, i am occasionally that 0.01% on other games. if pangya existed still i would blow money on that no problem. but this is just a waste of time, and it literally took only 5 minutes to realize it.

still waiting for a good pangya revival. only way golf will make it, and i love golf.

fantastically written lovecraftian suspense horror, to the extreme. takes (most) of the queues from lovecraft horror but for the most part utilizes a very extensive thesaurus to supplement the prose

roguelike gameplay takes a minute to get used to, especially at the beginning when you don't know how to make money (and so descend into cannibalism while 2 feet from the shore)

& ticklish mushrooms

assembly machine goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

in retrospect: still doesn't hold up and was never a very good game. one of the first in a long series of disappointments by EA, and the return of maxis to sims prison forever

ye

old review:
good game
new review:
absolute masterpiece of this generation of games if not several