Recent reviews by Featherfield

A massively bug ridden mess full of stock assets that rides on the "The Thing" brand while it is nothing like the paranoia inducing movie it apes it is just trying to copy the success of Lethal Company.
Once you realize the monsters appear every single night and only reason a party member would not mention being infected is to grief this turns boring real fast especially when testers are unlimited and by winning infected is just a loss to everyone included.
The performance is absolute ass the gameplay is janky and after the first two games you figure out the whole flow of the game which is just rush stations and sit around doorways shooting at spawning "things" at night once in a while.
do not buy this above 1 euro which I bought it and got my moneys worth for few tense moments and a lot of bugs and complaining.

I spent a year in the aquarium once. In the dark... It’s a hell hole... Covered in saltwater
Salmon breaking some cats fingers with a boxing glove just out of pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥' meanness
cats die of starvation there all the time
I saw a dog in the opposite corner catch a nightcrawler with his teeth, cause they have him ragdolled for 24 hours a day for two months he couldn't eat
Seeing someone do that, he was weeping as he crushed it to death in his mouth. Seeing his eyes, his face, it’s madness. He was dead three days later.

What killed him? Realization of what he’d turned into... a fish.

I am daddys biggest clicker

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Thanks Ubisoft all it took was my internet cutting off while trying to log into your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ connect always online service after wasting my time redownloading this after like a year since the last time.

The best part?
the Ubisoft customer support link doesnt even work on the launcher.

I have never felt so awake yet trapped in a fever dream.
Easily one of the funniest games I have ever played I would easily recommend.
And its only 10 bob!

Do not buy this the devs are merging this with basegame for free and you will not get ANYTHING at all in return.
Money stolen woop woop

Sony happened

April 2011: Hackers Access Personal Data of 77 Million Sony PlayStation Network Users
May 2011: Personal Details on 25 Million Sony Online Entertainment Customers Stolen
June 2011: Sony Pictures Website Hacked, Exposing One Million Accounts
November 2014: Hackers Steal 100 Terabytes of Data from Sony Pictures
August 2017: Hacker Group Accesses Sony Social Media Accounts
September 2023: Sony Investigates Alleged Hack
October 2023: Sony Notifies Employees of Data Breach

Just buy something better

DO NOT BUY THIS GAME AT 40e IT IS UNFINISHED AND PLAIN EMPTY.
Just get payday 2 instead for whatever 5e with all of its DLC it is going to take years for this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to become anything comparable to the old game

You will hate this game by BR 2 unless you are playing russia or china due to T-34 and KV-1's
most likely earlier due to the BT's
Who knew russian devs love their own tanks more than anything and even more alarmingly you can easily predict the winner of a match by just pressing TAB and checking the teamed countries.
Enjoy coming back to this eternal soul crushing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grind