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Я пригласил его в мой дом для вечеринки. Он сказал, что придет, поэтому я с нетерпением ожидал встречи с ним в реальной жизни.
Когда он приехал ко мне домой, он толкнул меня к стене и начал покусывать мое ухо, я почувствовал, как его маленький член врезался в мою ногу. Я ударил его, а затем выгнал из дома. Оказывается, он был гей. 10/10
не играй в игру
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reassuring to know that it's still there.
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new
discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny ..."
-- Isaac Asimov
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes?and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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Fry: Ow, my head! Ow, my feet! Ow, my head! Ow, my feet!
Professor: Keep your chin up.
Fry: Ow, my chin!
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Peter: Merry Christmas to all, and to all, shut the hell up.
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You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
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The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.
-- Christopher Morley
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One day the King decided that he would force all his subjects to tell the
truth. A gallows was erected in fro
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