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2 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage.

I initally laughed at the tag "Walking Simulator," yet that is all it really is; you walk around with a hunting rifle in hand.

Oh, look, a hog! Sweet! I've been crouching around for a couple of hours trying to find something to shoot. This is so exciting...FINALLY

Let's aim in.. Man, this hog is TOAST. Steady, don't want to startle the beast. Let's place the crosshair right on his heart. Oh, god. This is it, the moment you've been waiting for. You've created your account, you've installed the game, you've put in your time to hunt the animal down, you're ready.

Just as you cream your underpants, you pull the trigger

Wait, what's happening?

Your character stops looking down the sights

A wild error message appears: "Sorry, but Imma need about a tree fiddy for you the shoot this animal. Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself :)"

At this point in time, you shut your PC down, open your closet door, and hang yoursef in embarrasment.

Developers, why put this kind of garbage out as a free-to-play "game"? To whomever is considering wasting their bandwith on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, don't.
Posted 13 June, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Dis game is teh ish doe
Posted 29 December, 2013.
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