SPARKY STAN
transfem
pansexual
~sheep girl~
I am open to anyone adding me, as long as you give a reason and your profile isn't private/blank.
If you play Hawaii Part 2 I will love you
Avid collector of Vinyl and 8-track tapes

"I was once a chaperone for school dances, but then I realized I was contributing to society. Hi, my name is Jeb Jab and this right here is a piece of sh*t. Don't you want to be like me? doing absolutely nothing in life so there's more less pressure to perform? Rex Mohs and i do, we're the waste chasers. You're helping us by helping you be more wasteful. From this job i bought 30 acres of farmland. what're you gonna do with it?
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We'll waste anything. Your time, energy, people... but according to our lawyers we can't advertise murder on TV, so I'm obligated to say that we're kidding. Call us now to schedule your appointment! confirm it by wasting money!"