I'M A PIONEER. I'M AN EXPLORER. IM A MINECRAFTER, AND IM COMIN. I'M ALIVE. I'M ANIMATED. MY HEARTS ARE BIG AND THEY'VE GOT HOT BLOOD GOIN THROUGH THEM FAST. I LIKE TO FIGHT TOO. I LIKE TO EAT. I LIKE TO CRAFT THINGS. I'M HERE. I'VE GOT TEN HEARTS. I'M A MINECRAFTER. THIS IS WHAT WE LOOK LIKE. THIS IS WHAT WE ACT LIKE. THIS IS WHAT EVERYBODY WAS LIKE BEFORE US. THIS IS WHAT I AM. I'M A THROWBACK. I'M BIG. I'M ANIMATED. I'M HERE. I'VE GOT THE FIRE OF MINECRAFT LIBERTY, AND IM SETTING FIRES EVERYWHERE.

benis

Meme

I hope you are prepared for an unpleasant, unsettling truth:

Post Malone DOES NOT EXIST

The alleged hip-hop artist was created as part of a distraction scheme, to occupy the minds of the youth with non-intellectual subjects.

Children of today have become obsessed with cars, women, drugs, yet have absolutely no understanding of flat earth theory, chem trails or how much of their lives in censored by the government.

The lie of Post Malone has been propagated by thousands of photoshops and convincing video edits, but we are not fooled. If anyone has any actual evidence of his existence feel free to post it however I expect nothing but tampered images as usual.

Wake up.

Kirara