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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Marge: Maybe it'll turn out that he was innocent all along.
Homer: Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge. I was there ... the clown's
G-I-L-L-T-Y.
Krusty Gets Busted
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bug, n:
A son of a glitch.
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Niblonian 1: You must tell him to disable it. We will do the rest.
Leela: You can count on me!
Niblonian 1: No we can't. Once on Earth, you will be too stupid
to remember the message.
Niblonian 2: That's why we wrote it down.
Niblonian 3: We've also prepared a bag lunch and some mittens.
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War is like love, it always finds a way.
-- Bertolt Brecht, "Mother Courage"
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I've already got a female to worry about. Her name is the Enterprise.
-- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0
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