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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:45pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:43am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 9:26am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 5:52am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 6:59am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 7:48am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 8:44am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:45am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:46pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 11:08am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 10:37am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:10am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 3:47am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 4:22am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 3:59am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 11:56am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 7:01am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 12:18am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 7:02am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:35am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:35am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:51am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:07am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 2:19am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 3:35am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:52am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:44am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:58am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:13am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:14am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 11:16am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:05am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 5:27am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:40am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 11:08am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:45am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 5:53am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 5:27am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:42am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:38am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:21am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:01am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 6:19am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:43am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 11:07am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:35am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:38am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:45am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:02am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 6:03am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 1:43am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:40am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 5:53am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 3:46am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:09am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 3:47am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:44am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:57am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:59am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:11am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:58am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 9:13am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 9:13am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:09am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:43am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 2:10am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 2:11am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 7:52am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 3:46am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 6:57am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 11:14am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 3:48am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:32am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 9:10am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:00am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:46am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:55am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:58am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:02am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:11am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:10am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:21am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:35am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:13am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:08am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:48am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:07am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:12am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:24pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:55am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:44am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:56am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:55am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:58am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:09am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:38am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:50am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:35am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:46am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:08am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:49am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 2:36am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 3:35am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 6:53am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:28am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:36am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:53am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 11:14am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:46am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 3:35am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:34am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 10:57am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:55am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:57am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:14am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:55am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 11:14am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 11:16am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:40am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:02am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:09am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:10am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:06am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:34am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2023 @ 7:39am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 12:48am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 2:52am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:52am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:09am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:51am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:45am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:55am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 5:00am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:11am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:12am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:51am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:33am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:33pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:49am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:07am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:59am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:39am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:46am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:43am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:46am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 11:25am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 11:30am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 5:28am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 5:28am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 5:28am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:48am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 1:27pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:10am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 7:01am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:43am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:43am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:51am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:35am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:53am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:02am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 5:28am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 6:59am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:59am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:10am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:50am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:59am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:08am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:53am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:14am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:39am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:08am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:41am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:53am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:53am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:59am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:52am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:54am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 8:09am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:48am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:41am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:43am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:53am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:05am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:31am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:55am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:40am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:41am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:17pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 11:39pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:49am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:03pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 3:08am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:38am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:41am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 7:59am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:54am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 3:52am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 11:44pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:39am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:48am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:32pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:41am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:55am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:10pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:35pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:58am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:03pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 11:07am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:10am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:09am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:53am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 3:06am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:12am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:38am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 5:28am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:05pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:07am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:41am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 5:53am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:55am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:54am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:39am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:39am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:09am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:36am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:41am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:58am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:18am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 5:28am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:05pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:14am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:48am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 3:50am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2024 @ 12:01am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:35am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:42am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 11:22am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 11:22am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:42am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:58am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:02am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 12:29am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 5:16am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:09am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:43am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 11:22am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 7:59am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:58am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 3:02am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 3:01am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:09am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 3:52am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 5:16am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 11:16am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:09am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:10am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:40am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:55am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 1:02am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:27am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 2:54am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:11am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:19pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 10:57am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 2:33am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:14am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:01am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2024 @ 1:04am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:45pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2023 @ 3:33am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 2:52am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 10:49am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:51am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:39am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 10:11am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:41am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2024 @ 12:04am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:37am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 2:54am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:03am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:58am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 3:02am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:59am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:52pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 12:21am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 5:16am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 5:17am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:46am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 5:13am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 7:42am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 3:53am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 11:28pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:35am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:33am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 9:44am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 7:21am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:38am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:08am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:26am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2024 @ 3:52am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 10:40am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 2:54am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:27am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 2:58am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:58am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:43pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 12:53am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 5:16am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 4:34am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:32am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 1:40am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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