i miss you

hes always watchin' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

mge me noob

+rep Good soldier and nice player.

Hey girl i just wanted to say that u did great in that casual matchmaking match! I dont know if you remember but i was your pocket soldier for that match...listen i was hoping to add you because i realized that you arent like all the other medics and that you deserve better than all the other soldiers. I play in ugc steel 6s and with some time, fun, and practice i believe that you and i can win 1st in the highest divison!!! I dont care how long it will take but all i know is that you and i are destined to become the best combo pair tf2 has ever seen. I hope you feel the same way about me and i hope you accept my offer!

i uh... i have a confession. so you remember how i said i was on the pill? wait you probably dont even remember me considering all the ♥♥♥♥♥ you must get but uh... spring break 2015? you said something stupid like i was the best cherry you've ever popped or some ♥♥♥♥ idk. turns out that pill i took was fake and that condom you wore broke (tbf it was way to big for that tiny ♥♥♥♥ of yours) and everything is going wrong and YOUR twins are due next month. i've already decided to name them (the boy's name is gonna be monster cause that's what you kept calling your ♥♥♥♥, and the girl's gonna be named after that ♥♥♥♥♥ rachael that said it was a good idea to ♥♥♥♥ you)

Anyways I don't wanna be a single mom so pick one