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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 8:02am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 7:00am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 11:27am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 1:46am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:54am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:07am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:02am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 9:10am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 6:16am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 1:35pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:03am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:30am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:02am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:09am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:09am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:05am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 11:13am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 1:50pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:09am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 1:24pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:02am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 7:33am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:59am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:59am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:20am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:44am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:15am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:18am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 5:04am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:48am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:05am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:41am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 6:54am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:56am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:22am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:00am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:43am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 7:33am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 2:04am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 8:32am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 2:20am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:15am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:24am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:27am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:28am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:47am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:03am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:00am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:50am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:24am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 7:06am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 5:53am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 12:18pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:05am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:56am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:03am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:13am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 10:50am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:11am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:11am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:52am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 6:22am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:07am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 3:49am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 3:53am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:47am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:43am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:35am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:21am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:41am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 10:51am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:30am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 6:03am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:48am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 10:42am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:04am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:41am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:03am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:01am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:50am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:15am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:26am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:06am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:04am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:43am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 6:12am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 8:20am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 4:52am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 1:03am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 2:06am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:48am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 8:27am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:41am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 10:07am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 11:37am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 6:54am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:03am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:48am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:41am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 6:26am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:01am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:48am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 5:58am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 7:50am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 2:55am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:03am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:07am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:10am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:02am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:02am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:03am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:08am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:52am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:02am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:02am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:10am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:54am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:02am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:01am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:19am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:58am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 10:27am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:47am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:43am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:35am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:35am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:34am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:35am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 10:41am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:31am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:54pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 1:02pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:37am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 9:05am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 8:30am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 11:30am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:05am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:06am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:24am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:57am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:37am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:22am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:00am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:03am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:03am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 6:01am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:53am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:02am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:02am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:03am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 10:07am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:52am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:02am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:04am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 10:06am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:41am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:54am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:06am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:20pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 12:15am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 2:00am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 2:40pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:44am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:38am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:52am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:24am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 3:57am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:37am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:02am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:02am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:44am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:02am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:02am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:23am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 10:07am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:17pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:50am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 4:15am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:00am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:02am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:59am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:58am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:37am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:12am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:03am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 8:55am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:29am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 5:20am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 2:07am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:47am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:03am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:42am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:02am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:57am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:00am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:23am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:05am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:36am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:39am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:47am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:58pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:04am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:26am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:26am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:59am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:56am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 8:29am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:32am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 3:57am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:28am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:42am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 11:28am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:25am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:06am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:02am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:23am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 10:06am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:16pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:06am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 3:49am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:12pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:08am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 5:08am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:44am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 8:24am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:26am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:55am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:23am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:06am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:43am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 12:45am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:34am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:11am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:36am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:07am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:02am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:03am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:00am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:10am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:14am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 2:07pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:54am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 11:04am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 4:26am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:14am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 5:58am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 1:24am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 6:06am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 2:18am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:57am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:02am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 8:43am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:00am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 10:07am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:16pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:49am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:42am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 9:05am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:54am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 9:11am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:35am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 12:12pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:58am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:49am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:43am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:44am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:43am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 12:45am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 9:26am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:02am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 7:44am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 10:06am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 2:47am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:05am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:58pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:15am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 7:00am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 5:07am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:32am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:37am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:48pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:27am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:49am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:08am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:29am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:42am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:43am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 9:36am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 12:45am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:46pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:46pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 6:27am



A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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