Helldiver
Resident Knight, Master of the Sallad.   Grand Rapids, Michigan, United States
 
 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. American. Gamer. Enjoyer of military equipment and memes. I'm not as edgy as my name I promise.
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Who The Hell's This Guy?
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:r6target: I'm Fang. I enjoy Medieval Slashers and Milsim. :r6target:

Feel free to add me. I'm in EST and I'm almost always open.

@fangeddragon

:summer2019cone: Favorite Quotes:summer2019cone: :orwell_alias:
[Arma 3]

"It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' bendable dorito!" -PVT. B. Blaze
"You just GTA'd his ass!" -Gramman
"You autism." -YeetMister (9/11/19)
"Happy 9/11 day!" -Ben (9/11/19)
"Do boats go choo-choo?" -SPC2. Bible
('What was 9/11?') "I dunno, fireworks?" -Allie
"I didn't know you were helicopter-sexual, Stryker." -Seldkam
Operation Devastation Completed - 12/25/19
"Zeus, where's the arsenal?" -Rick Bromley
"Zeus, can I have a prowler please, on my ping?" -Rick Bromley
"Okay, disband your squads and join TicTok's squad. *tictac, getting visibly angry* IT'S TICTAC!" -Pub Zeus
"By the way, would now be a bad time to say I don't know how to pilot?" -Our helo pilot
"There's a military base at our 12." 'You mean the church?" -Coalroaller
"Koolaid man turned russian, the K in Koolaid stands for Kalishnikov." -Fang
"It's a really smooth ride aslong as I don't look forward." -Coalroller, our helo pilot
'Why do you have a bergen backpack?' "I have 70 grenades." -Wethurian
"They're puttin' ♥♥♥♥ in the water to turn the aliens gay!" -Fang
*Drops 8 Satchel Charges and 4 APERS Mines* "I have weird fetishes." -Jaeger
"Get in the helicopter before I kill you and your kids." -SlingShot5
"It appears I am being molested by a robot." -SlingShot5
"CAP is literally just a condom for CAS." -Strielka
"We are the sandbag sages." -Blindside
"Blue team was decisively engaged by a telephone pole." -Fang
"You are Fang Actual, not an actual fang." -Blindside
"TEH TIGRESS HAS ESCAPED THE TIGERESS BOX." -unk
"Two wrongs make a maybe." -unk

[Minecraft]

"I love the way you can look through glass." -Cash
"I am.. yes." -Fang
"Today is the anniversary of the original they can't stop us all." -Frosteeezzz, talking about D-Day.
"Make it look like a dragon ♥♥♥♥." -Bible
"AAAAAAAAA! IT'S A GAGGLE OF SPIDERS!" -Blindside
"I'M EATN JAM." -Ninja
"In the name of the Lord, bust a nut." -Fang
"THIS ONES GOING OUT TO GOD." -Ninja
"Grug got shot dead in the street by the IRS." -Fang
"You can't kidnap a child." -Longshot

[Squad]

"Hadeer, I need a medic bag!" -RuckZuck
"We're on the dark side of the sun, that's why it's dark." -Shrub

[Insurgency : Sandstorm]
"That's why elephants take sand baths, so they don't get rusty!" -Blindside
"Why is the VC in Walmart?; They're in the shelves!!" -Fang

[Mordhau]

"Islam is an outdated meme." -Yorty
"I've got a date later." -Blindside
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA." -Blindside
"I want my blood spilt by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' warrior." -CornHolePatrol
"Does tetanus stack?" -Blindside
"You've been Cosby'd." -Blindside
"I inflict mental damage." -Gnome
[To Joesphi] 'Are you using drag toggles?' "I'm using a mouse." -Joesphi
"Morph, morph, morph, ALL OVER MY BALLS!" - Cedar
"No one plays like that, unless they're trying to provoke a terrorist attack!" - Cedar

[Ready or Not]

[To Fang] "You are like a human parachute of problems." -Blindside

[Space Engineers]

[♥♥♥♥, I put a hole in my boat.] "Nice going idiot, now you have to bail out all of the space." -November

[General]

"You just have to get the car to the point of yeet." -Devv
"Bet." -Longshot
"We're going in for a puree." -ScaryOne2
"I NEED TO SCAN SOME ROCKS." -ScaryOne2
"My backdoor is more fun, and yours is more functional." -M.D. Mackay
"I deny the ♥♥♥ allegations." -ZemkoStrik
"That's not the parry button, that's the eat mushroom button." -Blindside
"Low chance of encounter, high chance of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." -John
"That's not a penis, that's a triangle. That's not right." -Blindside

[Valheim]

Khlögg - God of Spatial Awareness, takes his first life. 9/22/22

[Arma Reforger]

"That was the most Iraqi Shalom thing I've ever heard." -Cyutii

[VRChat]

"What the ♥♥♥♥ is an Allamo" -Louish
"Enter your brain like a car hitting a child." -Leo

[War Thunder]

"Crater? Craters don't kill people, bombs kill people, and I don't see no bombs!" -Blindside
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