I'm a bad father, but to me, being a good gambler was better than being a good father.
Slots, that's a machine I understand. Roulette, that's something I can get my head around.
Sending my kids to daycare, summer included.
I'm sitting there, blackjack, these guys at the table are my family. Can't win if you don't play is what I tell my son

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I would like to see anyone beat me in a fight. Not just intellectually, but physically. I’ve been through six private trainers and NONE of them can handle me. They all hate me. Say I’m arrogant. Tell me to get out of their gym. Now you tell me to. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dare you. They did. You don’t want to see them now. I might be a cute face when I’m behind a computer screen but I will 1v1 you on tiny overwatch and you will have no idea what hit you. Come at me in real life and I’ll be going straight to jail. That’s right, I downloaded Barbie Dreamhouse for PC off PirateBay and now I’ve got no strikes left. I’ll be in the hole. Training. Biding my time. Preparing to get my revenge. Which I won’t need. Because you’ll be dead.

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Can I talk to you?

those five hours were better spent anyway

http://i.imgur.com/U2U0p8C.jpg

Yee

"hey do you wanna watch the bourne identity"
"what"
*puts phone up to tv

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http://i.imgur.com/SUSl7hm.png
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS??

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You are my Senpai
My only Senpai
You give me dokis
And shades of grey
You'll never notice me
But I still love you
You're sugoi, kawaii desu ne

you're so cute when you snapchat me satanic symbols <3

I'M FEELING SASSY

+rep Fast and nice trader

i have to comment on a profile...

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (◠‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

I guess it's true

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That your name is False

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+rep great trader and thanks for the profile picture :D

ttwidty

there is really no way to know how many chameleons are in this room right now

bae status:
RE-ACHIEVED

wut a skrub
isnt even reality lel

false more like palse because you make my heart go doki doki no ♥♥♥♥

11:05 PM - Crispy Bacon: JAWN IS TOO BUSY FOR ME???
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jawn

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Thanks again!

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This guy goes ham as the dude who ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scouts mom

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+rep fast and nice trader

This guy goes ham as the invisible man!

+rep Great and friendly

+rep fair and patient trader

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+rep but needs more hats...and kinda sucks

+ rep Doesn't call a magazine a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CLIP

+rep awesome and quick trader