Recent reviews by hemorrhoids

This game gave me:

· Acne
· AIDS
· allergies
· Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (AIWS)
· Alzheimer's disease
· anal abscesses
· anal Cancer
· anal Itching
· anal Tear
· anxiety disorders
· arthritis
· asthma
· astigmatism
· autism
· autoimmune diseases
· Auto-Brewert syndrome
· Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD)
· Autistic spectrum disorder (ASD)
· Asbestosis
· bad breath
· Bacterial vaginosis
· benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· bipolar disorder
· body odors
· Bone cancer
· bone placement disorder
· Bowel cancer
· bloating
· brain cancer
· brain damage
· Brain tumours
· Bronchitis
· breast cancer
· candidacies
· cataracts
· carpel tunnel syndrome
· Changes in bowel movements
· celiac disease
· cervical cancer
· Chest infection
· Chest pain
· chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· chronic illness
· cold sores
· colon cancer
· Coma
· Congenital Insensitivity to Pain
· Conjunctivitis
· constipation
· common cold
· COPD
· cough
· crippling depression
· Crohn's disease
· Corona Virus
· cystic fibrosis
· Dehydration
· dementia
· diabetes
· diarrhea
· depression
· down syndrome
· Dry mouth
· Earache
· eating disorders
· Ebola
· eczema
· endometriosis
· Epilepsy
· Erectile dysfunction
· eye cancer
· eye disorders
· Fatigue
· fibroids
· fibromyalgia
· Foreign Accent Syndrome
· Farting
· flu
· food poisoning
· Fungal nail infection
· Gallbladder cancer
· Gallstones
· genital herpes
· gonorrhea
· Gum disease
· Graves' disease
· hallucinations
· Hashimoto's thyroiditis
· hay fever
· Hearing loss
· hepatitis A, B, C, D and E
· herpes
· high cholesterol
· HIV
· Hodgkin's disease
· Human Werewolf Syndrome
· Hutchinson-Gilford Progeria Syndrome
· HPV
· hypertension
· Immediate bowel syndrome
· Indigestion
· Ingrown toenail
· Itching
· Itchy bottom
· Joint abnormalities
· Kidney cancer
· Kidney infection
· Kidney stones
· Leg cramps
· Liver cancer
· Liver disease
· Lung cancer
· Measles
· Mesothelioma
· Mouth cancer
· Nasal and sinus cancer
· Nosebleed
· Obesity
· Osteoporosis
· Old man syndrome
· Pancreatic cancer
· Panic disorder
· Parkinson's disease
· Personality disorder
· Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
· Prostate cancer
· Radiation poisoning
· Reactive arthritis
· Restless legs syndrome
· Walking Corpse Syndrome
· Shingles
· Shortness of breath
· Skin cancer
· Sore throat
· Sugar cravings
· Sunburn
· Stiff Person Syndrome
· Stoneman Syndrome
· Stomach cancer
· Stroke
· Sexually transmitted diseases (STD's)
· toenail fungus
· Tuberculosis
· T-posing syndrome
· Urinary track infection
· Vomit disorder
· Whooping cough
· Yellow fever
· Yeast Infection

If you like text-based games, this is easily recommendable, however, they use a weird ''action'' system, where you get 1 action every 10 minutes, so if you use up all your 40 actions, you either need to pay, or wait for your actions to regenerate.

There are a few typos here and there and sentences are written in very weird ways, but overall the writing is solid and enjoyable.

Edit : I also would like to add that the pricing is extremely high, for a game of this type.

10 Credits // $1.50
50 Credits // $5.99
100 Credits // $9.99
200 Credits // $17.99
400 Credits // $31.99

Some moves can cost you one point, some can cost you multiple, such as, sleeping and showering, moving from location to location, cooking, decisions, etc. Sometimes you need to grind and do the same actions over and over( and of course that costs action points ) to get anywhere and progress.

10 actions will cost you 3 credits, so you can do the math on how expensive(potentially) this game can get. I would gladly pay a one-time fee of 20 or 30 bucks for this game,because I can appreciate the work put into this game and I understand that devs got to eat too, but a monetization system such as this seems extremely greedy.

So far I have not discovered a way of earning them, besides just waiting around 7 hours for the 40 action pool to fill up.

Another Edit (21.05.2021) :
*Binges now last for 90 minutes.
*Action refreshes now cost two credits, not three.
*Basic action limit is now 50, not 40
*Subscribers' action limit is now 75, not 60.
*There will probably be more tweaks to the action system to come.

As you can see, the developer of this game is listening to the player feedback, and slowly adjusting the action system, big thumbs up.

Another-another Edit (02.08.2021) : I've racked up some more hours and I've gotten further into the game. The game is grindy as hell, and you must do the same actions over and over to progress anywhere, I've come to realize that I'm just spamming the same few actions every new day I get 50 action points. To get the desired outcome ( a truck full of precious fuel ) I must log on every day, spam the same actions over and over (I can spend them all in the span of 10-20 minutes ) to progress on it, and I don't even bother reading the same old text every time.
Besides that realization, the dev has been consistently updating the game, and has made a lot of good changes - some actions that previously required action points do not require them any more, some ''quests'' require less items, prices/stats adjusted, etc. So I will not downvote the game, as I've still gotten my moneys worth( which is 5 EUR and the dev is listening.

Runs like ♥♥♥♥.

SJW and woke ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aside, a solid game, 10/10.

The gameplay is fun, although it has a huge amount of grind involved.

Buy this game, you won't regret it. (Though consider that the development has been slOOOOOOOOOOOOOOw)

I can see the potential, but sadly it's ridled with bugs and the melee system is completely broken.
I really hope the devs won't abandon this project and will keep working on it, because this could be the next big hit.

No, thank YOU for making this awesome game.

This game is still ♥♥♥♥.
After all the years of ''hard'' work they put into it, it's still bland, boring and empty. There's absolutely no change from Early access. The monsters just mindlessly run at you, mining is boring as ♥♥♥♥, there's literally nothing interesting underground, surface is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ empty. All you're going to do (if you're not interested in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ story) is just fly from planet to planet, because there's ABSOLUTELY no reason to stay on a single planet and make a base or a settlement, because it will become obsolete very soon. The items and difficulty scales along with new planet biomes, which is the most retarded idea a game dev like Chuckle♥♥♥♥ could have.

Good game, but developers are really bad.They barely give any word to the community and they do a single SMALL update once a year.