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Spoiler alert, I will die some day

so funny haha omg top tier komedi lol lele

sͨtͧiͭcͥkͤy ♡ was fultoned to Fam base

fulton me senpai

praise thy Fulton God, im here to save everyone and everything that can be fultoned

Pray to the almighty snake.

Your picture give me life

If you're into meme achievement showcasing buy Hentai on steam

1 boobis has been acquired

Arctic Puppo

I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it. She came at me at full speed, nothing could stop her, I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her. I started to beg ''No, please let go'' . But she swallowed my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ leg whole like an egg roll. With one leg left, now I'm hopping around crippled, I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple. Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick, Den de ne ne, go go gadget ♥♥♥♥.

good girl

I gonna stick 10 pythons up my butthol

tell me how many pythons and i`ll put double the number up there

This is the story of how my dad got sent to jail because of me:
my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said "piss in my ass bitchnips" when he asked me to do the dishes so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my ♥♥♥♥ and emailed them to all his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy ass son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house and batista bombed my dad through the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ couch and took his ass away for diddling my penis
moral of the story is if youre reading this dad im coming for you when they release you from prison in 2022 nobody takes my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamecube away

Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth’s orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car.

Hey it's me the 13 year old who recently disciveered Rick and Morty :) I too also get fed up with pppl talkin majer ♥♥♥♥ on my fav show, Like my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOM. WheN I told her i wasn't going to middle school anymore because Ricky says that school is not for smart ppl she took away my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Xbox! I screamed at her so loudly and sayin I'am not going 2 church anymore either only ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do that like Jerry XXxD Any way after she told me i can't watch it anymore i locked myself in my room and threw all the food she brought me at her I told the dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ I want my diping sauce but it was a trap I hid mtndew under my comp chair and wen she brought in McNuggets I quickly gulpped the mtndew and started talking lik Rick and burping like "♥♥♥♥ you Buuuuuuyuyurp!!!!!!!!! She got royal pissed and left the chick nuggets. But I tried the sauce she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ made and it tasted lik ♥♥♥♥ Nd i said this isn't the Milan dipping sauce! And I threw it at her ♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoes. I hate her!

UR PICTURE OMG

most of that right now is true

Its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot day in London. Im sittin at me computa, me legs are stickin to me computa chair, and me underpants are sticking to me ♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutsack. Their dripping with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ salty sweat, and im thinking about throwin em against the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall. I got a fan on me bollocks right now so me sperms not ♥♥♥♥♥♥ died. I mean, gotta be protective of your nutsack in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heat.

ok then

There's one thing you should know about me. I'm a black belt in masturbation. I've jerked my gerkin so much over the past 12 years or so, that my grip is now legendary. I once crushed a man's hand just by giving him a handshake. Every time he uses that hand now, he thinks of me, the man who crippled his hand. And you, sword in hand, want to challenge me? I can break that sword in half in 3 seconds. You can try, if you want to. But just know that I can ruin your life with one swift motion. Well, what's it gonna be punk?

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First they take the dinglebop, then smooth it out with a bunch of shleem. The shleem is then repurposed for later batches.They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo. Where the fleeb is then rubbed against it. Its important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then a shlammie shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamfs run against the trumbles and the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.

I had to look that guy up.
He UGGO

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful...
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I think you should see a therapist

WARNING!!!!DON'T RP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)

♥♥♥♥♥ you crazy

I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning for does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

I wanna ♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ boy ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥.