LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL VAC/OVERWATCH DON'T WORK FOR ♥♥♥♥!

Valve plz fix


Starting with a fresh account, I am grinding all the way to The Global Elite before the new Hulu release of Futurama. The release date remains ambiguous, but is said to be sometime in early 2023.
My placement match put me in Master Guardian II , but I was shortly adjusted to a meager Gold Nova III .
Current Progress:
CSGO Stats [csgostats.gg]

(1) 10-27-2022 | Hey sexy mama, Master Guardian !

(2) 12-22-2022 | After finally leaving smurf territory I have climbed my way to the respectable Master Guardian Elite .
It appears I have hit a thick brick wall that not even the will of completing my delivery can overcome.
I keep my hopes high and the Slurm flowing through my veins, but I fear my efforts are in vain.

I will not let these floozies roll me like this!

(3) 01-17-2023 | We're making beer! A simple 116 wins to Distinguished Master Guardian .
Hey sexy mama, I got Global in my sights.

(4) 01-31-2023 | Oh boy here we go... Legendary Eagle and with room to spare. This shiny caboose can fit a steam engine ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Cheaters galore in these black-backed ranks, but hey! Bite. My. Shiny. Meta. ASS!!!

(4) 02-07-2023 | Welp, that's what you get for calling tech support - or, at least for playing super late at night. De-ranked to Distinguished Master Guardian because of an awful match with cheaters.

(4) 02-28-2023 | We back on the air! Fox can't cancel us forever! Legendary Eagle Master . I've finally found a crew capable of bringing Planet Express Global!

(4) 03-02-2023 Zoo Wee Mama! After infiltrating the Infosphere I must've gained the powers of the Big Brain!

Match Download: steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-TLpRC-EHi4K-J2QOu-E3qLv-oWRKF

GOTV's replay is very screwy this game, but my AWP and scout work was, well... “That’s what they said about being alive!”

LOL - no wonder Example and Tofer are so damn sour with me!
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Aim Botz