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-- P.G. Wodehouse
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About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.
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It is not good for a man to be without knowledge,
and he who makes haste with his feet misses his way.
-- Proverbs 19:2
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Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
-- A.H. Weiler
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Beyond the top of the sky was the place the Thing had called the universe.
It contained -- according to the Thing -- everything and nothing. And there
was very little everything and more nothing than anyone could imagine.
(Wings)
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Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alientating folk is near
miraculous."
Simon: "Yes... I'm very proud..."
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The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision -- it
*pleasurably* reaffirms your Jewishness.
-- Mel Brooks
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