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Go Left

Move to the left.
Am 22. Mai 2019 um 9:33 freigeschaltet

Go Right

Move to the right.
Am 22. Mai 2019 um 9:33 freigeschaltet

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Am 22. Mai 2019 um 10:01 freigeschaltet

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Am 22. Mai 2019 um 9:42 freigeschaltet

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Am 22. Mai 2019 um 16:34 freigeschaltet

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Am 30. Mai 2019 um 13:30 freigeschaltet

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Am 8. Juni 2019 um 4:24 freigeschaltet

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Am 22. Mai 2019 um 16:34 freigeschaltet

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Am 12. Mai 2019 um 12:52 freigeschaltet

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
Am 12. Mai 2019 um 12:51 freigeschaltet

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Am 12. Mai 2019 um 12:37 freigeschaltet

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Am 12. Mai 2019 um 11:54 freigeschaltet

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Am 12. Mai 2019 um 12:23 freigeschaltet

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Am 12. Mai 2019 um 15:05 freigeschaltet

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Am 12. Mai 2019 um 12:54 freigeschaltet

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Am 12. Mai 2019 um 12:48 freigeschaltet

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Am 12. Mai 2019 um 14:48 freigeschaltet

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Am 12. Mai 2019 um 11:39 freigeschaltet



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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