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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:23am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:53am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:37am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:02am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:42am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:09am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:51am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:51am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:51am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 6:06am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:00pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:00am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:10am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:26am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:50am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:54am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:58am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:02am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:58am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:08pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:56am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:07am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:25am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:03am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:06am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 1:50am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:51am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 2:46pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:47am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 10:14am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:24am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:24am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:27am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:53am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:38am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 2:56am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:07am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 1:23am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:07am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 4:16pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:01am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:34am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:14am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 4:42pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:09pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:55am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:09am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 5:34am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 2:47pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 7:51am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:14pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:54am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:17am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:51am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:29am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:29am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:29am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 9:32am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:11am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:37am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:23am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:22am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:09am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:52am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:23pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:06am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:42am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:42am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:53am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:55am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:55am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:59am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:16am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:44am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:41am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:46am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:48am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 8:51am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 10:01am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:13am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:14am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:27am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 2:56am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:07am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:59am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:12am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:45am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:00am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:01am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:18am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:45am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:10am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:12am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 7:15am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:21am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 1:22am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:03pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:30pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:45am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:58am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:19am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:18am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:52am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:15am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:50am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:59am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:12am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:46am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:00am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:01am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:00am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:02am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:24am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 2:56am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:26am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 May @ 10:28am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 7:59am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:47am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:03am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:49am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:52am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:54am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:58am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:41am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:58am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:53am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:03am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:46am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:53am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:45am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:44am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:49am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:00am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:20am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:48am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 9:47am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:21am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:49am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:43am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:46am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:20pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 10:43am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 3:00pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 11:53am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:25am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:48am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:12am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:10am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:49am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:55am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:00am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:57am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:12am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:10am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:50am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:06am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:11am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:52am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:46am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:52am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:00am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:13am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:25am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:53am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:00am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:16am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:52am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:56am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:00am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:27am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:41am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:45am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:13am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:44am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:45am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:45am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:59am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:21am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:44am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 12:27pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 1:10pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:23am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:23am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:00am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:21am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:12am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 12:31pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:49am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:18am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:54am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:12am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:22am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:30am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:55am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:13am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:27am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:30pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:48pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:06am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:59am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 10:53am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:49am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:12am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:08am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:25am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:41am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:22am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:54am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 7:31am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:56am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 1:23am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:19am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 3:30am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:11pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:56am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:54am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:03am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:37am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 9:31am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:47am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:58am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:26am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:45am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:05am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:33am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:13am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 7:29am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 May @ 11:04pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 May @ 11:07pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 17 May @ 11:04pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 17 May @ 11:07pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 17 May @ 11:04pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 2:18am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:53pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 6:54am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 9:31am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:24pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:26am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:45am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:19am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:28am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:14am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:14am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:14am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:25am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:54am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:45am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:05am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:51am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:11am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:31am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 7:38am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:45am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:44am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:54am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:05am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:05am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:05am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:44am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 5:03pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:45am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:32am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:03am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:13am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:09am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:21am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:45am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:04pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:06am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:20am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:58am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:09am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 10:14am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:42am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:47am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:34am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:40am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:24am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 10:38am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:08am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May @ 11:30pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:58pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:56pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 6:06am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 May @ 9:34am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 10:42am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:37pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:43pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:43am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:11am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:13am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:53am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:27am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:53am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:07am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 10:39am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:27am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:13am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:12am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 8:19am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:31am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:45am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:11am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:07am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:05am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:18am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:49am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:09am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:13am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:42am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:11am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:09am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 10:04am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 11:23am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 1:51am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:07am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May @ 7:15am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:33am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:27am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 2:12pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 12:29am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 11:10am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 7:37am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 7:59am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:05am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:12am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 1:53pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 6:44am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:18am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 12:54pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:05am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 12:05am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:18am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:18am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 11:18am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:39am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 12:10pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 10:44am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:09am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 2:45am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:44am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 2:38am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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