Recent reviews by Eshman

Would be a 10/10 game if not for all the "Dawson's Creek"-style hormonal soapy fake drama. Just blegh. You're not Batman--you're never gonna be Batman. Get over it already and move on as it's what he would've wanted. Plus DEI content that doesn't add anything extra to the game whatsoever is just pandering so why it's even in the game is just pathetic as it means zip.

20+ year-old game re-skinned & re-released on Steam (like so many others). Consider yourself forewarned and enter at your own risk.

Yup beat this one that fast (cleared 100%) and don't know if I'll ever play it again.

Yup that's the time it took for me to make it through the entire storyline of the game. I'm not even that great at fighting games. It was so boring idk if I'll ever touch it again. It was interesting for that amount of time though (similar to reading a comic book and about the same price)

If you really enjoy getting dragged around a map by another player while trying to build things, avoid dying to op critters and not fall off ledges then maybe this game is for you,

Game implies multiplayer content but sadly never delivers it.

Played with a friend. Friend escaped. "Hello? I'm still in here!?!"

Get fud, send patrol, mak bebes, get fud, send patrol, mak bebes, get fud, send patrol, mak bebes, get fud, send patrol, mak bebes, ugh monotony!!! uninstall. See short review XD.

Fishing. On a planet. What more are you expecting? Very similar to irl fishing except a lot less garbage, "free" fishing lures, mobile phones on the bottom, or nekkid rando swimmers--I mean sunbathers. Unless you're looking for that sort of thing and if so it's not here.

What can't you do inside this sandbox? Touch grass irl would probably be the only thing you can't do from this game. Otherwise I'll just leave it up to your imagination.