Eshman 最近的评测

Who let the bots out? Who let the bots out? Play through this post-apocalyptic game to find out...

Wow, I was 19 when this game originally came out and here I am reviewing it on Steam 27 years later (ugh). Basically the game revolves around a group of plucky, young kids going out on their first adventure into the great, wide world. Sounds innocent enough, right? Well they run into all types of various groups, factions, and organizations that do anything to completely put a stop to their progress no matter the cost. At its time this game did tons to push the boundaries of isometrics and tactical battles in an rpg game and it's really great for nostalgia and to see how far things have progressed. It's really great to explore the world through these characters' viewpoints and very interesting to solve problems along those lines as well. I hope you enjoy the visit to the past as much as I did. It also helps that the game frequently goes on sale.

Forwards, backwards, jump through the doughnut, game break, movie scene, wait- what? Yeah that pretty much covers it but I'm still kinda confused so there's that: good luck McFly!

The shark in this game is just like my daughter's furry vacuum cleaner Yorkie-Terrier: he just keeps chewing up and downing everything in sight even if it can hurt him (including the carpet)! Why are there no chew toys in this game?!

Another fun little idler to whittle away the hours and just watch all the critters do their things onscreen.

Fun little idler to whittle away the hours and just watch all the critters do their things onscreen.

It's a cute little 2d side-scrolling micro-management style game and it's easy to get lost in it if it's your particular niche. Sadly since I have lots of this on my plate already for various irl business tasks, family, and whatnot it's just not for me since it just doesn't provide any relaxation whatsoever. If it fills that game time escape you're looking for then it just may be the very thing you're looking for. Great execution by the devs though and hoping to see more great things in the future. It also has a very nice accompanying soundtrack--so kudos there as well.

It's f2p but it's purely themed around dark, Gothic, brooding horror & extreme violence. I mean the things that happen to the characters in this fantastically themed world are truly awful. Think nightmare-fueled Alice in Wonderland and you'll be pretty close to this game. I'm somewhat shocked this game doesn't have an M for mature rating if I'm being brutally honest. Oh and there's gacha on top of all of that. I simply can't, in good faith, recommend this game even though I attempted to stick with it for a while.

Well, it fills that niche and certainly reminds me of other great tactical jrpg's back in the day like Final Fantasy Tactics. There are quite a few things locked behind progression gates/upgrades/challenges/voyager levels (your main character's levels) and of course there's gacha. Some of the game-play elements are a bit confusing as some skill & item descriptions still appear to be missing/incomplete or simply left untranslated--I'm not quite sure tbh. I'm certainly not a fan of the tarot card system whatsoever (for obvious reasons--see my profile). However, this is a free to play game so don't expect perfection and I'm certain other reviewers will add their own nitpicks as well.

Only plus: the sci-fi intro--clearly made just to get you hooked & get your hopes and dreams up. However, the real game is oriented towards pure pvp folks if you can actually load into a world (due to horrendous lag) you will immediately get spawn-camped and repeatedly killed especially if you are new and know zip about how to actually progress in the game. Rust makes this look like child's play but far worse since you have all the nasty, rude salt-farmers & trolls plus you can't delete any created characters or re-use your created names on a different server. Then the wipe thing on top of this when you finally crape any bit of progress out so you're not even able to save anything you make whatsoever? Really? What inspired the torture and thought process behind this game anyway? I'm guessing Gitmo? Gotta hard pass on this one. Who thinks this kinda stuff up?