Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Two tramps walk past a church and start to read the gravestones. The first tramp says, "Good grief - this bloke was 182!" "Oh yeah?" says the other."What was his name?" "Miles from London."
ㅤ* A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, my husband limps because his left leg is an inch shorter than his right leg. What would you do in his case?" "Probably limp, too", says the doc.
ㅤ* It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!

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