i am the OG DFR tyvm

Doesn't even call himself a Delta Force Ranger smh

hello, I would like father waffles

yes son

Waffles is my dad

sup babe

Waddup loser

no problem, son

Oh k cool thx dad

no, I have many sons

Wtf did you replace me

son

mom

yo duud hows basic training

If bed bugs are found on beds, then how did they come up with the name cockroach????? :thinking:

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Varun Puri 1 year ago
0:57 giant boner
0:58 ejaculates everywhere

TheDirtyJap: well i guess this is good bye ryan
TheDirtyJap: ive been waiting for this day for a long time
♠Niceguy♠™ ͬͦͬͬͤͬͦ: ?
TheDirtyJap: well i mean you just banned me
♠Niceguy♠™ ͬͦͬͬͤͬͦ: i didnt ban anyone
TheDirtyJap: ok
TheDirtyJap: well still
TheDirtyJap: bye felicia

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Excuse me.

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Sniper Martins Aug 1 @ 1:27pm
im not downloading this becuz im scared of slenderman hes going to put hes peepee on my butthole :(

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My ♥♥♥♥♥ love do cocaine, ouu
I ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥, I forgot her name
I can't buy a ♥♥♥♥♥ no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
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I can't buy a ♥♥♥♥♥ no wedding ring
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